
Friday, September 29, 2006 ; 2:01 PM
YFriday, September 08, 2006 ; 12:34 AM
YDemon warlord, also known as Tiquee, is now called as TITKAH. Titqah always teases me and makes fun me me *cries*. Lucky for me, I have two mums and one brother to help me. *sticks tongue at Titkah* Uncle Baldie is getting balder and balder by the minute...*shivers* I hope dad will not have his sickness.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006 ; 6:13 PM
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Saturday, September 02, 2006 ; 2:01 PM
YI, have been adopted by Sha Ronaldo. Who is now Mrs Mcmustard because she married my biological fatger, Alfie. My brother and I have decided to forgive our biological parents, Alfie and YanYan. We have just found out that they have been sending us letters for 12 years. I have also just found out that Uncle Anon Baldie that has also been sending us letters is Mr Richard, YanYan's husband. So now, Sha adopted Muzz and I. Therefore, my name now is JonK Mcmustard.
Friday, September 01, 2006 ; 3:11 PM
YA long time ago in a galaxy far far away...Chashna and Aikshaya gave birth to a not-so-beautiful baby boy. They named him Alfie Mcmustard, because it reminds them of Mcdonald.
Then one day, Chasna and Aikshaya forced Alfie to marry jovi, because she is well, FILTHY RICH. So Alfie had no choice but to marry Jovi. But what Jovi doens't know is that Alfie loves another woman, Yan Yan.
So Alfie would visit Yan Yan regularly. This then leads to an affair. After 'visiting' for a couple of times, Yan Yan reveals that she is married to Richard who is away for a business trip for 10 months. She also reveals that she is pregnant, with Alfie's child.
Alfie became worried, but dislikes the idea of abortion. After about 9 months, Yan Yan gave birth to not one, but TWO very cute baby boys. Alfie became even MORE worried. He gave Yan Yan sleeping pills and took the babies away. He then goes to a toilet far far away and dump the twins in the cubical with most shit in it and goes back without feeling guilty.
The poor babies were fortunately found by the people of Breakback Mountain. They took the two beautiful twins back to their village and took great care of them. They named the two JonK and Muzz. After JonK and Muzz turned 12, the people told them about how they found them.
JonK and Muzz were shocked but realised that it is no used crying over spilt milk. They then decided to sing Gay-pop. Their popularity increased after singing their own rendition 'I'm so pretty' complete with choreography. Afther singing for a while in Breakback mountain, they decided to go to the city to looks for their parents...
To be continued...
Note: Muzz is the older twin, by 0.23 seconds.
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